Vegetables for Sex

Posted by: pinklady  :  Category: Girl's Talk, Rant & Rave

I find that Malaysians are easily influenced by the media. That’s the reason why certain topics are not openly discuss in the public. Malaysians are suppose to be conservative because of the culture and up bringing.

I do not know why but I find it funny when I read in the star newspaper that this guy has using brinjals and cucumber during sex with his wife when he has erectile problem after an accident. And the best thing is he has gotten this idea from pornographic videos. It’s just like kids watching tv and been acting like the super hero character from the idiot box that they see.

Husband with vegetables sex toys

Maybe the husband actually find it cost saving to have use vegetables rather than buying sex toys for his wife upon his dysfunctional penis. Perhaps he finds it kinky too.

Which is your favourite vege?

Which is your favourite vege?

But somehow another I think his wife finds it torturing and lodge the police report.

Funny.

Malaysians are funny. We can read various interesting stuff from the Malaysian newspaper. And our newspaper need to be proper and using the word “her private part” rather than vagina. I was wondering which private part when I read the news. Ok, I am slow and straight and lucky enough I manage to get the meaning of what it means “her private part” and which “private part” at the end.



Love Story Taylor Swift

Posted by: pinklady  :  Category: Girl's Talk

Great.

I have this song playing over and over in my head.

I need a Romeo in me. So romantic isn’t it?

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I will be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You will be the prince and I will be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it’s real
Don’t be afraid, we’ll make it out of this mess
It’s a love story baby just say yes

Swine Flu

Posted by: pinklady  :  Category: Girl's Talk, Rant & Rave

Now Malaysia has confirmed second case of swine flu last Saturday from a woman who returned from US. The lady is hospitalized in northern state right now. I don’t exactly know which hospital she has admitted in but one thing for sure is it is somewhere in Penang.

Which means higher possibility for Swine Flu to spread in Penang, the state I am currently residing in. She is in a stable condition and it seems the situation is under control, however I do doubt the people who takes the same flight with her. What if they are infected as well and they don’t know about it? Then the chances of this H1N1 virus to spread in Penang is very likely. People travel around, people drive around in town and there is even possibility to get the same virus if we happen to shop or watch movie together with the infected ones.

So does that mean that we shouldn’t go out that often?

Well, perhaps lets declare holiday for Penang until this Swine Flu is out from here. Then I don’t have to go to work for few months with pay banking in my salary every month.

Seems like a great plan.